{"id":253,"date":"2004-06-16T16:03:16","date_gmt":"2004-06-16T08:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.djcharlie.us\/log\/?p=253"},"modified":"2018-07-25T12:32:40","modified_gmt":"2018-07-25T12:32:40","slug":"elegant-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justcharlie.com\/elegant-poetry\/","title":{"rendered":"Elegant Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
I’d like to share a poem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It’s entitled “Illustrious WaterGun”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Water, Water
When it squirts it’s fun,
Gets you wet and smiling,
Jesus Christ, the watergun is great.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Splish, Splash
I don’t like the dentist,
But waterguns, they’re fun,
Sometimes they’re too much fun,
Then I cry with happiness,
And read the bible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Squirt, Squirt
Soak me and I’ll soak you back,
Because just like RoboCop,
I don’t fuck around.
For serious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Water, Water
In the ocean,
On my shirt,
In the faucet,
Wet
Wet
It’s Water<\/p>\n\n\n\n
currently listening to : ACDC – Thunderstruck<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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