www.mp3search.ru<\/a> kicks ass. I bought a bunch of mp3’s there for 10 cents a piece, including Gimme That Nutt by Easy-E which I’ve been casually seeking out for a few months.<\/p>\n\n\n\nI bought a new pair of short at Giordano. The place is like a Chinese Gap-equivalent. They seem to copy The Gap in every way possible, from their selection of clothes, to their advertising. As soon as I enter the store I’m harassed by 3 girls all directing my attention at assorted shit that I don’t want or need. I bought a pair of khaki shorts and got the hell out of there as quickly as possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The gig tonight was incredible. It being Friday night, Coors hooked it up and made it proper. The place was huge; the second biggest of the tour (the largest was in Guangzhou; I wrote about that here also, probably 6 weeks ago). This place was giant – only one main room, but the ceiling was probably 70-80 feet high. It seemed like about half the size of a Best Buy, converted into a club. The best part was the DJ booth, though. Once I’m in the booth, they press a button and the entire booth is hydraulically lifted up about two storeys high.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I stepped up they played the Coors theme song and put spotlights on me as the booth was being lifted, it made me feel like Superman except I had clearly sold out to a beer company. Everything worked out well, and afterwards they lowered me down so I could get some more beer. They didn’t think to lift some beer up with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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